Dave: "Just one more baby Mom, please!"
Mom: "No Dave, you are the last baby. No more. But when you grow up and get married, you can have your own babies."
Dave: "I can have my own babies?"
Mom: "Yes. When you are married."
Dave: "How many can I have?"
Mom: "As many as you and your wife decide to have."
Dave: "I'm gonna have a thousand babies!"
Mom: "Wow, that's a lot of babies."
Dave: "Yeah, God doesn't have enough pieces to make that many babies!"